miércoles, noviembre 22, 2006

DIFFICULT THINGS TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistical
ly
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool.
9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have class in the morning

4 comentarios:

lor.tps dijo...

jajaj esta buenisimo!!! jajaja
pero para nada me senti identificada eeeeh! jajajaja
lol
los quiero byebye

The Bee Charmer dijo...

no manches... no manches jajaajaj hay q probar esas PALebRiAS... bueno ya q últimamente la gente escribe en ese estado... inténtenlo y escriban al mismo tiempo a ver si son tan simultáneos como parecen, 'ches borrachazos de amigos q tengo....
xal

Sue dijo...

jaja y me acaban de decir otra frase para las extremely hard words to say...
"I won't flash you tonight, I will keep my boobs to myself"

The Bee Charmer dijo...

jajajajajajajajaja q kgado!!
los amo y los extranio amigos!!!
MER