sábado, octubre 14, 2006

SUE- You know you are (or were) an IB student when...


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·You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
·You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
·The Sun is too loud.
·Trees begin threatening you.
·You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
·You believe that if you think hard enough, you can levitate.
·You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before
·Five words: "WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?!?!?!?!?"

·You can spell "Baccalaureate".
·You go to bed at 3AM and think, "Oh, it's an early night!"

·Social life? What's that?
·You've fooled yourself into believing that colleges actually care whether you're in IB or not
·You come into school at 6:00am to do Biology and don't complain.
·You can type 70 words per minute -- on a TI-89.
·You consider your computer your best friend.
·Your best friend is Jack Daniels.
·You get a full upper body workout putting your backpack on.

·Breakfast?! What's that?
·You can count the number of hours you sleep each week on one missing hand
·You've taught yourself how to take naps while walking to your next class.
·You're one of the few people who realize that Catcher in the Rye isn't about baseball.
·Everything you know about sex, you learned from the English reading list.
·You managed to write 4,000 words on the subject "Hitler was a nice guy, wasn't he?"
·You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you've said it before.
·You know how to integrate a chicken and can take the derivative of water.
·Your calculators are an extension of your body.
·Your Theory of Knowledge class has you seriously thinking if Hitler was justified in killing those 6 million Jews.
·A good night's sleep is 5 hours ·16+2= ...wait let me get my graphing calculator!
·The idea of "getting off on tangents" is hilariously funny
·You start to laugh hysterically when you're writing a bibliography because a book has TWO authors

·You can't enjoy a heart-warming cartoon because the grammar is wrong

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