Are you tired of those sissy "friendship"
poems that always sound good, but never
actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that
actually speak of true friendship.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
A POCO NO SOMOS LA NETA LOS AMIGOS?
1 comentario:
es cierto, ser un buen amigo a veces requiere ser un ojete (y es mejor por que te puedes divertir bastante) esta cagado el pequeño escrito. asi me gusta, hay que seguir riendonos de los posts y tambien de nostros mismos. atte berger
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